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| Tuesday, July 4th, 2006 | | 2:56 pm |
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| Saturday, October 8th, 2005 | | 8:31 pm |
Arthur: [Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch] How does it work?
Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric': And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir!
Arthur: Three!
- Monty Python
i don't know how many of you have xangas but i got a xanga and my username is ham24601, just like this one if you don't have one this is the website..... go leave me a comment. http://www.xanga.com/ham24601 Current Mood:  crappyCurrent Music: mess around |
| Thursday, August 18th, 2005 | | 5:35 pm |
does anyone actually READ my journal.... maybe that's why i haven't been updating.. Current Mood:  calmCurrent Music: georgia on my mind |
| Friday, August 5th, 2005 | | 9:27 pm |
so... its over... the first two days of school.... ::: sighs:::...... :::sighs again:::: ..........i hate being a freshmen... but its kind of cool because my brother is a senior... so if anyone messes with me i'm like... are you f@#%ing joking?.... my brother is gonna whoop your ASS!... high school. rocks.... Current Mood:  tiredCurrent Music: no music now... |
| Saturday, July 23rd, 2005 | | 2:35 pm |
band camp
i raed tihs tinhg in rpiely's bleveie it or not... taht syas the biran sees wrods, not invdidaiul letrets... so as lnog as the snecod and lsat letrets are in pacle you rlaely soldhn't hvae a hgue polrebm raeindg tihs. petrty cool, huh? it tkaes aobut ten mnitues to witre one snencte... but i tinhk its cool. so tmororow i levae for bnad cmap. i don't eevn konw my msuic. i rlaely scuk. the gril who stis bsedie me kepes tyrnig to gvie me tpis... but i sltil scuk. and wehenevr i say smotehnig lkie ' i dno't konw how i got itno bnad' she jsut gtes tihs look lkie 'i'm tyrnig not to say aynhtnig taht wlil hrut yuor felenigs'. and to top it all off mr. buckalew [ that's how his name is really spelled] ecepxts me to be one of his 'sarts'.... hhaa.... lfie scuks... wlel mnie deos. so... i'll udatpe turhsady... wehn i get bcak... psosbliy. dno't hlod yuo're baerth. Current Mood: iangime.. me... calm! hahaCurrent Music: georgia on my mind |
| Monday, June 27th, 2005 | | 8:20 pm |
so this is me.... updating my journal... yea...
so hi... zoe told me to update my journal so... here zoe... this is me updating.... so i was at the pool today... and there was this kid there who was making fun of me... just for no apparent reason... i suppose it made him feel better. so... we're sitting there and he's just finished one of his 'verbal abuse beatings' and i just kind of stare at him like I'm crazy or something... nobody comment.... sohe finally gets to feeling awkward with me staring at him and he looks away. he says in his gruff i think i'm cool because i have long hair and a hott girl friend but really i'm just compensating for something that isn't in proportion type voice.... "I WANT TO RACE SOMEBODY" ... i perked up and said..."I'll race you...' he was like 'Hu whatever... ' and this other little brat kid was like 'yea man race him' and says 'no... he's all fat and he's got tittis, he's probably really slow' i said 'hey... if i'm really slow you oughta have no problem... unless ofcourse you're just too scared. ' and for some reason he looked at me like i had slapped him in the face and said 'ok... i'll race you. ' i said 'ya know what, I'll even give you a head start. and he starts muttering..... man... i'm gona whoop your ass... little punk.... so he takes off slapping the water.. drowning.... not swimming right... and i wait about five seconds.... and i said goodbye.... and i took off stroke stroke kick kick kick breath... and again... so i finish the lap and i look back and he's still not even halfway there. i yelled "HEY WHAT's WRONG? OH I FORGOT... SKINNY PEOPLE CAN'T SWIM... ITS A FAT PERSON THING.' and so ten minutes later he gets there. i say 'wow... that was tough... i didn't think i was gonna make it for a minute there.' he was like 'man shut up.' and he left so i called my mommy... [warden]... and asked her to come and get me... on the way home we saw him walking down the street... we kinda sneek up behind him and i reached over and laid on the horn... this kid almost shit his pants. .... so today was fun.... beat a kid in a race scare him half to death....... yep... all in a days work.......... Current Mood:  shatishfiedCurrent Music: dancing through life |
| Sunday, May 1st, 2005 | | 5:06 pm |
... confirmation...
so this morning i got confirmed at church... it was kinda scary... i hated reading my report in front of everyone... but its cool now... atleast i don't have to take confirmation classes anymore. so now we're watchin Ostyn open and close doors and move the ball around and copy words from everyone and he's pretty much just making a fool of himself, but its Okay because he's little and everyone tinks its cute. God i envy him. Current Mood:  amused like....uh.........idkCurrent Music: aida |
| Sunday, March 20th, 2005 | | 7:32 pm |
a joke
there are two guys... getting drunk in a bar on the 69 floor of a building... drunk a and drunk b. So they're getting drunk and drunk a says, Hey, ya know if you jump out that window, that you will get sucked back into the building... drunk b says No way man. and drunk a says oh yea, so he shows him, he jumps out the window and gets sucked back in the building... he does it a couple of times... so drunk b says, hey, let me try,... - he jumps out the window, SPLAT! he hits the ground. The bartender looks at drunk a and says, Superman you're such a mean drunk. Current Mood:  blahCurrent Music: phantom of the opera |
| Saturday, February 19th, 2005 | | 9:03 am |
king of the flying beasties my butt!
there is no such part in the script.... there is beastie one, and beastie two, but no king,.....mrs lee didn't want to make me mad that i was getting a small part so she made it sound like i was more important than the rest of the effing flying beasties..... why does my life all of a sudden feel like crap? Current Mood:  pissed offCurrent Music: no music here....... for now..... |
| Friday, February 18th, 2005 | | 4:01 pm |
king of the flipping flying beasties
King of the flying beasties?... king of the effing flying beasties!...... if mrs. lee hates me so much why doesn't she just chop off my legs. if i can't even get a flippin lead role at GLT how can i get one at someplace like... oh i don't know... someplace... better? i guess it could be cool... maybe .... possibly... well atleast i got part... right? Current Mood: calmCurrent Music: just one step |
| Saturday, February 12th, 2005 | | 9:44 am |
>>>>>>>>>>> posting is fun.... post post post post post post................... too bad i don't have anything to post.................................... ....... again. is my life so dull that every time i am on my live journal i have nothing to post??????!!!!!!! stop the sarcastic comments right now......!!!!!!! Current Mood: really really really tired...Current Music: the phantom of the opera |
| Sunday, February 6th, 2005 | | 7:48 pm |
blah....
Current Mood:  creative & calm- surprisinglyCurrent Music: songs for a new world |
| Saturday, February 5th, 2005 | | 12:14 pm |
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| Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005 | | 11:14 am |
hhhmmm?
Current Mood: bored..... its what i doCurrent Music: aida |
| Wednesday, January 26th, 2005 | | 6:02 pm |
excerpts...snl excerpts...
JENNIFER GET THE EF IN HERE!
Hey listen up im gonna say one thing and im only gonna say one thing..... PILOT SEASON!.....thats all im gonna say.
Im ariana i am a spartan i dont do drugs, so check me out- somethin somethin somethin ROLL CALL! - My name is craig... i did drugs once... i am a spartan so check me out U-G-L-Y- you aint got no alabi[sp?.. definatley] you ugly hey hey hey you ugly WOOO! K-I-N-G you can't take my key from me you ugly hey hey hey you ugly... NOT SMART! WOOO! gO spARtAnS! gO spaRTanS!
WoooOOOOooooOOO! the french don't like me saying the axis of evil... so guess what... the french are now a very same part of the axis of evil.... how do ya like them apples france? next time you'll learn to keep your mouth shut. ya mess with texas you go straight to the axis of evil.
it ends here....... because my mom.... is being mean... and wants to get on herself....
> <[sticks my toungue out at her] [watches her cry]< Current Mood: board... or bored... yeaCurrent Music: phantom of the opera |
| 5:34 pm |
blah......
life hates me.... and truthfully...... i don't like it very much either..... it hates me.........it laughs at me..... it makes fun of me....... but the joke is on life... because... well..... i don't know what the joke is yet..... but there is a joke.... there's always a joke..... Current Mood: blah... i'm in this mood alotCurrent Music: phantom of the opera |
| Friday, December 31st, 2004 | | 3:15 pm |
2005, here i come....
2005 will soon be here, then we will start another 365 day cycle, but i don't want to, i liked 2004 too much. it has changed me, in the way i think treat people, and the way i do any kind of art form. i would like to say thank you to everyone, who in 2004 helped me along the way, even if i just met you in an elevator for a minute or two.or even if you helped me in the fact that i despise you, thanks i know it doesn't seem like i have changed,i still act like the same old immature little kid i always was, but beleive me, something is different
Current Mood: mellow yellowCurrent Music: for good |
| 1:24 pm |
new years........i don't wanna go......
so tonight.......is new years eve.....we are going to my aunts house. fun. there i will be nabbed at by my cousin, jordan, picked on by everyone else.... and stepped on by the rest of my family.........happy new year!....i' just gonna bring a book
..........happy new year.........(bawls like little girl)...... Current Mood: crappy, like a ..i dont knowCurrent Music: no music...... |
| Monday, December 27th, 2004 | | 11:50 pm |
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| Sunday, December 26th, 2004 | | 10:26 am |
Feliz navidad!
late christmas Current Mood: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblCurrent Music: queen |
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